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Penguin is the laziest collie in existence. Once he discovered he was meant to spend his days herding sheep, children, or bicycles, he promptly changed his name and opted for a quieter life.


Fancy joining him?

Penguin, the Border Collie

£20.00Price
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  • 🌀 Changed your mind? Return within 30 days.
    💸 Quick refunds once your item arrives back safely.

  • 🐉 Dispatched from our hoard within 2–3 days.
    🧙 Your treasure will be sent on a tracked quest to your door.

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